Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I always hit the bullseye...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Loki: kneel.
Human beings, right? We’re people. Which means that we deserve each other’s respect.
when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade
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My hairy legs have a lot more to do with my laziness than my feminist leanings.
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excusemewhileikisstheskytonight:
#HE HAS SPOKEN
ALL PRAISE THE KARP
I’LL SAY IT AGAIN. YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED THAT YOU EVEN HAVE THAT OPTION ON YOUR WEBSITE.
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who needs to be beautiful or smart when you have a blog
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He’s getting married to Wendy.
Andrew Ducote. He is marrying the girl who played Wendy at Disneyland.
It’s too cute. I’m crying.
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#lol #au meme: merlin and arthur as expert woodworm exterminators #rating: nc-17 #summary: when an evil sorcerer’s spell leaves camelot overrun with woodworm#it is up to merlin and arthur to rid the kingdom of this pesky infestation one piece of wood at a time #but arthur is slowly realizing how wonderful merlin actually is and well… #let’s just say they start working with more than just one kind of wood #omfg help me what jaksd;lfeipodf
#let’s just say they start working with more than just one kind of wood
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EVERYBODY HIDE.
- Interviewer: I blush to say it, but are you aware there's a "F-ck Yeah, Tom Hiddleston" tumblr?
- Tom: [Smiles] I am.
this post is here to remind everybody that “gråtrunka” is the swedish word for “crying while masturbating”
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My girlfriend and I wanted to cuddle, but we wanted to play Diablo too. This is what happened.
you guys
are my heroes
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my standards are unrealistically high for how unattractive i am
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